The Best and Worst Uniforms in Baseball
In baseball, there's always been a big division
between the haves and the have-nots when it comes to
good uniforms.
During any time period, for every great, traditional
uniform, there's a faddish-looking, strange uniform to
clash with it (see: 1984 NLCS, Chicago Cubs vs. San
Diego Padres).
For instance, do the Colorado Rockies or Houston
Astros really need five different uniforms? You only
need to look at teams like the Yankees and Dodgers (just
two uniforms each) to understand that historic success
doesn't come as a result of blinding the opponents with
a dazzling array of uniforms.
That said, here are the five best and five worst
uniforms you'll see splashed across the diamond this
season:
The five WORST uniforms (in no
particular order) ...
San Diego Padres away uniform
When I first saw these on the highlights, I was
constantly checking the contrast on my television. Or,
the tint. Why? Something just didn't look right.
Gold-ish gray? Exactly what color are those uniforms
supposed to be? When they first got them, did they
accidentally wash their gray road outfits in the same
load as the San Diego Chicken costume?
Furthermore, was it some sort of city mandate in San
Diego that the Padres have to be Navy blue and gold just
like the Chargers? I mean, I get it, San Diego: a heavy
Naval tradition, "Navy" blue and gold, so on and so
forth. But seriously, the Padres should always have
their classic colors. Brown and orange, and then, they
can throw yellow in there for fun. There's no need for
the Padres to look like the "San Diego Pa-rgers." I'd
rather see those camouflage deals they sport every once
in awhile, rather than these away outfits ...
Houston Astros alternate uniform
Whenever I see an Astros game (or highlights) when
they are wearing that dark reddish-orangish alternate
jersey, questions immediately spring to mind. So, is
this the College World Series? If so, has Wichita State
been eliminated yet?
When you look at any of the current Astros' jerseys,
it has the same-old, boring, "Hey look, here is our team
nickname in CURSIVE!!!!" thing happening on the front,
that nearly everyone in baseball sports. I'm down with
tradition, but if Major League Baseball wasn't in your
city in the 1950s, that sort of thing is not OK. I
realize the "new" cursive "Astros" on the jersey is a
throwback to old, old, school Astros (we're talking Joe
Morgan in Houston) uniforms, but I was always content
with that "Hey, Hey, We're the Astros!"-1970slicious
font featured on their uniforms in the climax of the
film "Bad News Bears: Breaking Training." Sure, those
uniforms were faddish then, but they'd be downright
traditional now.
The New York Mets second alternate road uniform
The mere fact that these uniforms have to be called
the "second alternate road uniform" should tell you
right off the baseball bat that they are terrible.
First, this jersey looks like something the New York
Knicks would be wearing in pregame layup drills. Or, if
the New York Knicks were an Australian Rules Football
team.
Basically, the Mets need to lose the color black on
all of their uniforms. Lose the black hats, black
jerseys, black lettering, the works. Let's stick with
tradition, guys. Blue and Orange. And since when did the
Mets get so fashion conscious and adopt 94 different
uniforms anyway? I always thought "Met" stood for
"Metropolitan", not "Metrosexual."
The Kansas City Royals alternate road uniform
When I see the black-jerseyed, black-capped Royals
alternate uniforms, I don't think "George Brett."
Instead, I think, "These are awful!" And it's the exact
same thing going on as the Mets.
Every team doesn't have to sport a black alternate
jersey or black alternate hat, especially if their
primary color is regular old blue. The Royals' alternate
road uniform is the most blatant example of this. I
understand why the alternate hats and jerseys are
designed. Merchandising. People like buying and wearing
dark baseball hats. If I actually wore a baseball cap
around, I would choose a dark blue or black one.
However, a black hat design is not going to make any
casual fan want to buy a Kansas City Royals hat. Not
letting Johnny Damon leave the franchise may have.
Any current Toronto Blue Jays uniform
The best uniforms that Toronto has ever had were the
ones that they came into the league with in the 1970s, a
design that lasted them (with subtle tweaks) for almost
20 years. Their current uniforms look like something I'd
expect out of the Tampa Bay Devil Rays. Also from a
traditionalist's standpoint, were Toronto's hats or
jerseys the color black when Joe Carter took Mitch
Williams deep in the World Series? Didn't think so. At
the rate we are going, every single MLB team will either
change their primary uniform color to black, or have a
black alternate uniform by the year 2011. Or, 2006.
Now, the five BEST uniforms in
baseball
New York Yankees home uniform
Love 'em or hate 'em, the New York Yankees' home
uniform is the best in baseball history. Is it the
uniform is that awesome because of the team's rich
history? Possibly. But any uniform that can and will
hold up over a century is one really good design. The
pinstripes are sharp, and their logo is iconic, but it's
the simplicity of the color scheme that makes it work.
It's just dark blue things on a white background.
Simple. And that hat of theirs ... that thing is a
keeper.
Detroit Tigers home uniform
The Tiger home uniform is the simplest design in all
of baseball. No extra colors. Not even pinstripes. Just
a big "D" in gothic font on the right hand side of the
jersey, and a thin, dark blue trim in all of the places
where trim is necessary, but not overdone. Let's face
it, a uniform that anyone from Jack Morris to Cecil
Fielder can look sharp in, is a good one. I even like
the Tigers away uniform, just for the sole reason that
it features the color orange, completely not matching
the home uniform in any way. Detroit offers no
explanation for this, other than the fact that tigers
are orange, and it's been that way for the past couple
decades, so whatever, right? Now, that is an alternate
uniform, kids.
Any Boston Red Sox uniform
I was trying to decide which Red Sox uniform I like
better, home or away. I couldn't. The heavy featuring of
red in the classic lettering on both, along with the
very basic (and classic) red trim, and the red socks (go
figure). The uniforms just look great, when they wear
them white in Boston, or gray otherwise. Red is a color
that can be overdone on a uniform (see: Phillies,
Philadelphia, or, 1970s Red Sox hats), but there's a
great contrast with the heavy red accents and the dark
blue hats here.
San Francisco Giants away uniform
Barry Bonds is breaking baseball records in the EXACT
same uniform design that Willie Mays wore, and there's
nothing wrong with that. Plus, you can never have a bad
uniform with the colors black and orange involved (see:
Orioles, Baltimore). That goes for any sport, at any
level. Unless, you are the Cincinnati Bengals. So why
did I choose the Giants away unis? Black with orange
trim looks great on white, but even better on gray.
Chicago Cubs home uniform
The Cub home uniform is not as good as the Yankee
home uniform, but it's pretty darn close. If aliens
landed and their first question was, "What is this
baseball you speak of?" It'd be awfully nice if WGN is
showing a Cubs home game right then, because you could
flip to it, and they'd get to see one of the top two
baseball uniforms ever.
The Cubs' home threads have barely ever changed at
all, and it should absolutely stay that way. And their
home hat shows everyone that it doesn't have to be a
black hat (or even dark blue) to be cool. I don't care
for the red bill on the away hats.
Therefore, in conclusion ... It's the simple uniforms
that are always the best. This is baseball, America's
pastime. It's not Arena Football or Indoor Lacrosse, so
there's really no reason to be futuristic or busy with
your designs (... and I'm partially talking to you, "new
catcher helmets"). In an entire uniform, there's no
reason to ever wear something that could possibly hurt
people's eyes on a sunny July afternoon. And I'll let
the Florida Marlins, Arizona Diamondbacks, and Tampa Bay
Devil Rays slide for now, especially if they keep their
same uniforms for the next 75 years. After that amount
of time, I should be able to get used to it.
Eric Moneypenny is a frequent contributor to
FOXSports.com. You can absolutely not e-mail him at
moneypennysucks@yahoo.com.
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